🚫 Burned by Boring Prom DJs and Lame Grad Night Hypnotists? You’re Not Alone.

Too many schools blow their entertainment budget on outdated, awkward acts that feel more like detention than a celebration.

❌ DJs still playing TikTok remixes from 2008

❌ Variety performers that lose the room in 5 minutes

❌ Hypnotists doing the same routines they’ve done since MySpace

You know exactly what we’re talking about:

🎻 The invisible orchestra conductor

🥶 The “hot and cold” temperature swings

🎢 The invisible roller coaster

👽 The alien translator ROUTINE

🐔 Clucking like chickens

🐶 Acting like farm animals

📞 Answering a shoe like it’s a phone

🧲 Being magnetically stuck to someone

😵 Forgetting your name

🔢 Not being able to say the number 7

🎶 Dancing every time a trigger song plays

🪑 Getting stuck to the chair

💤 Hypnotists that never update their show — and never connect with today’s teens

🚫 It’s not funny anymore. It’s just tired.

🎤 I’m Elijah Edwards — the #1-ranked corporate comedy hypnotist in the country — and I bring that same elite energy, fresh material, and stage mastery to your high school event.

⚡ No cringe.

🔥 No recycled routines.

🎯 Just a clean, high-octane comedy hypnosis experience that keeps your students locked in, laughing hard, and remembering it for years to come.